i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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