3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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