Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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