if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
bring money and cleavage
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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