dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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