Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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