Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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