have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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