rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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