I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm bleeding and have questions
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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