Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
There was a lot of him and a little penis
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
