dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just had sex on a roof
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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