Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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