i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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