i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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