I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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