Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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