Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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