So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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