The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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