Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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