i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
