White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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