BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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