i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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