Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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