can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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