awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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