I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
My vagina is very pro this idea
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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