then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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