i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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