i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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