covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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