oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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