Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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