So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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