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(760): View more from California

ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!

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(818): View more from California

Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.

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(239): View more from Florida

she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Do they take checks?

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Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?

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(410): View more from Maryland

I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent

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(330): View more from Ohio

I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.

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(208): View more from Idaho

She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".

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(928): View more from Arizona

Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.

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