Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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