So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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