i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
