A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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