Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Your penis caused this!
please don't ironically join a cult
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