I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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