they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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