FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
