You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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