Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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