No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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