I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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