I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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