Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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