You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It's official drugs can't kill me
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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