That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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