He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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