So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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