please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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