i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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