at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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